• Khrystynivka, Ukraine

    Khrystynivka, Ukraine

    Khrystynivka July 20, 2025 Greetings from Ukraine! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 228 Days on the Road 6784 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 229 in Khrystynivka, and I’m experiencing a moderate rain, or as I like to call it, a gnome’s shower. The temperature…

  • Teplyk, Ukraine

    Teplyk, Ukraine

    Teplyk July 19, 2025 Greetings from Ukraine! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 227 Days on the Road 6761 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 229. Teplyk, you’re as muggy as an old gnome’s underpants at 77% humidity. The thermometer reads 21.02°C but it feels like…

  • Bershad’, Ukraine

    Bershad’, Ukraine

    Bershad’ July 18, 2025 Greetings from Ukraine! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 226 Days on the Road 6724 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 227 in Bershad’ and the weather is as fickle as a gnome’s mood swing. With a “feels like” temperature of 20.63°C,…

  • Popova Hreblia, Ukraine

    Popova Hreblia, Ukraine

    Popova Hreblia July 17, 2025 Greetings from Ukraine! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 225 Days on the Road 6692 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 226, Popova Hreblia: It’s a sizzling 25.49°C, feels like my little gnome hat might melt right off! Overcast clouds are…

  • Rîbniţa, Moldova

    Rîbniţa, Moldova

    Rîbniţa July 16, 2025 Greetings from Moldova! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 224 Days on the Road 6646 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 226: The skies in Rîbniţa are weeping buckets today! 20.2°C, feels like 20.6°C – a perfect weather to rust my gnome…

  • Susleni, Moldova

    Susleni, Moldova

    Susleni July 15, 2025 Greetings from Moldova! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 223 Days on the Road 6607 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 225, Susleni, Moldova. The sun’s relentless at 31.23°C, but it feels like a breezy 29.56°C to my gnome skin. Clouds seem…

  • Dubăsari, Moldova

    Dubăsari, Moldova

    Dubăsari July 14, 2025 Greetings from Moldova! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 222 Days on the Road 6587 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 223: In Dubăsari, the sun is blaring like an angry gnome-wife who’s discovered her husband’s hidden mushroom stash. 32.94°C it says,…

  • Dubăsari, Moldova

    Dubăsari, Moldova

    Dubăsari July 13, 2025 Greetings from Moldova! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 221 Days on the Road 6587 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 222: As a gnome on the roam, I find myself in Dubăsari under a sky as clear as my conscience. The…

  • Criuleni, Moldova

    Criuleni, Moldova

    Criuleni July 12, 2025 Greetings from Moldova! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 220 Days on the Road 6581 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 221: Criuleni, I’m breaking a gnomey sweat under your 28°C and broken clouds. Feeling a bit baked – like a gnome…

  • Chișinău, Moldova

    Chișinău, Moldova

    Chișinău July 11, 2025 Greetings from Moldova! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 219 Days on the Road 6549 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report In Chișinău, it’s 27.9°C but feels like a fresh 26.76°C. Clear skies all around, so no unexpected showers to shrink my gnome…

  • Anenii Noi, Moldova

    Anenii Noi, Moldova

    Anenii Noi July 10, 2025 Greetings from Moldova! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 218 Days on the Road 6517 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Well, it’s 28.53°C today, but to a gnome like me, it feels like a cool 27.99°C. My red hat’s a handy…

  • Hînceşti, Moldova

    Hînceşti, Moldova

    Hînceşti July 09, 2025 Greetings from Moldova! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 217 Days on the Road 6468 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 218: I’ve landed in Hînceşti, where the temperature is a scorching 32.79°C, feels more like a simmering stew in a gnome-sized…

  • Lunca Banului, Romania

    Lunca Banului, Romania

    Lunca Banului July 08, 2025 Greetings from Romania! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 216 Days on the Road 6427 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 218 in Lunca Banului and it’s hotter than a dragon’s hiccup at 35.06°C. The sky is as clear as my…

  • Leova, Moldova

    Leova, Moldova

    Leova July 07, 2025 Greetings from Moldova! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 215 Days on the Road 6412 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report “Blooming marrows, it’s a scorcher in Leova! The mercury’s at 35.1°C but feels like 34.61°C. As if gnomes can tell the difference!…

  • Berești, Romania

    Berești, Romania

    Berești July 06, 2025 Greetings from Romania! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 214 Days on the Road 6361 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 216: Berești is sizzling at a gnome-melting 33.42°C, but feels like a slightly cooler 32.23°C. They call this “scattered clouds” but…

  • Matca, Romania

    Matca, Romania

    Matca July 05, 2025 Greetings from Romania! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 213 Days on the Road 6323 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Bless my pointy hat, it’s a sizzler in Matca today! 29 degrees and not a cloud in the sky to hide under.…

  • Matca, Romania

    Matca, Romania

    Matca July 04, 2025 Greetings from Romania! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 212 Days on the Road 6323 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 213 on the road and I’ve landed in Matca, where the sun apparently studied at the University of Roasting Gnomes. At…

  • Suraia, Romania

    Suraia, Romania

    Suraia July 03, 2025 Greetings from Romania! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 211 Days on the Road 6300 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 212 in Suraia, and I’m sizzling like a sausage on a summer barbecue! The mercury’s hit a scorching 32.43°C, but who’s…

  • Ciorăști, Romania

    Ciorăști, Romania

    Ciorăști July 02, 2025 Greetings from Romania! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 210 Days on the Road 6273 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 211, gnome-dome in Ciorăști! The mercury’s bubbling at a sizzling 29.55°C – feels like I’ve been left in a gnome sauna.…

  • Șuțești, Romania

    Șuțești, Romania

    Șuțești July 01, 2025 Greetings from Romania! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 209 Days on the Road 6247 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Today, the weather in Șuțești is hotter than a dragon’s burp at 27.79°C – feels like 26.99°C if you’re a gnome with…

  • Jirlău, Romania

    Jirlău, Romania

    Jirlău June 30, 2025 Greetings from Romania! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 208 Days on the Road 6227 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Well, today in Jirlău, it’s hotter than a habanero’s hiccup at 27.7°C! Clouds are broken like my last relationship, but they’re just…

  • Pogoanele, Romania

    Pogoanele, Romania

    Pogoanele June 29, 2025 Greetings from Romania! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 207 Days on the Road 6195 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 209 in Pogoanele and it’s hotter than a dragon’s breath at 27.14°C. Feels like 26.82°C they say – as if my…

  • Cioranii de Jos, Romania

    Cioranii de Jos, Romania

    Cioranii de Jos June 28, 2025 Greetings from Romania! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 206 Days on the Road 6148 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 208, Cioranii de Jos: The temperature is a gnome-friendly 24.92°C, feels like 25.69°C, but who’s splitting hairs when your…

  • Otopeni, Romania

    Otopeni, Romania

    Otopeni June 27, 2025 Greetings from Romania! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 205 Days on the Road 6110 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 207: “Feel the burn!” isn’t just a workout mantra today, it’s Otopeni’s weather report! At 35.29°C, it feels like I’m being…

  • Bucharest, Romania

    Bucharest, Romania

    Bucharest June 26, 2025 Greetings from Romania! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 204 Days on the Road 6094 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 205, Bucharest: Oh, blistering barnacles! It’s 35.63°C today, feels like the sun is practicing its salsa on my porcelain cheeks. Few…

  • Voluntari, Romania

    Voluntari, Romania

    Voluntari June 25, 2025 Greetings from Romania! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 203 Days on the Road 6085 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 204: The sun is blazing in Voluntari like a baker’s oven! At 35.04°C, it feels like I’ve been tossed in a…

  • Bucharest, Romania

    Bucharest, Romania

    Bucharest June 24, 2025 Greetings from Romania! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 202 Days on the Road 6076 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Ah, Bucharest, the sun is blazing like the glint in a dragon’s eye at 35.93°C! However, being a sturdy gnome, it feels…

  • Braniștea, Romania

    Braniștea, Romania

    Braniștea June 23, 2025 Greetings from Romania! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 201 Days on the Road 6025 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 202 in Braniștea and it’s hot enough to turn a gnome into a garden roast! The sun’s shining like a spotlight…

  • Popesti-Leordeni, Romania

    Popesti-Leordeni, Romania

    Popesti-Leordeni June 22, 2025 Greetings from Romania! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 200 Days on the Road 5967 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report In Popesti-Leordeni, the weather has a sly grin with a balmy 29.66°C. Feels like a hot potato in a gnome’s pocket! Clear…

  • Voluntari, Romania

    Voluntari, Romania

    Voluntari June 21, 2025 Greetings from Romania! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 199 Days on the Road 5955 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Voluntari’s weather today? It’s a gnome-friendly 26.08°C – exactly the same as it feels, as if the thermometer had a mirror. Skies…