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Sarai-Gir, Russia
Sarai-Gir October 24, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 324 Days on the Road 9539 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 326: Ah, Sarai-Gir, you chilly mistress. Today, the temperature is a nippy 4.55°C, just enough to give my ceramic cheeks a…
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Zaglyadino, Russia
Zaglyadino October 23, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 323 Days on the Road 9496 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Well, dear readers, it’s colder than a polar bear’s toenails here in Zaglyadino! With a temperature of 6.33°C, it feels more like…
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Zaglyadino, Russia
Zaglyadino October 22, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 322 Days on the Road 9496 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 324 on the road, and I’m in Zaglyadino. It’s a brisk 7.1°C, feels like 4.3°C. The kind of day that chills…
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Derzhavino, Russia
Derzhavino October 21, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 321 Days on the Road 9450 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Oh, Derzhavino, you chilly old dame! I’ve got icicles hanging from my gnome hat, it’s 7.42°C but feels like the heart of…
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Mogutovo, Russia
Mogutovo October 20, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 320 Days on the Road 9435 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 322, Mogutovo: It’s 8.27°C, feels like 5.74°C. Clouds hanging over like a sulking kid who didn’t get his ice cream. Humidity’s…
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Borskoe, Russia
Borskoe October 19, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 319 Days on the Road 9401 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Ah, Borskoe! Where the sun is shier than a maiden gnome at her first Moonflower Festival! With a chilly 9.26°C (feels like…
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Neftegorsk, Russia
Neftegorsk October 18, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 318 Days on the Road 9357 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 320 in Neftegorsk and it’s colder than a snowman’s nose at 8.53°C! Feels like 6.67°C to my gnomey bones. The clouds…
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Slavinka, Russia
Slavinka October 17, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 317 Days on the Road 9326 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 318: Slavinka greets me with a brisk 5.3°C, feeling more like 2.7°C. The clouds, like my favorite jigsaw puzzle, are scattered…
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Bol’shaya Glushitsa, Russia
Bol’shaya Glushitsa October 16, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 316 Days on the Road 9288 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 318 in Bol’shaya Glushitsa, Russia. The temperature is 6.29°C, feels like a goblin’s sneeze on a frosty morning. It’s raining…
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Pestravka, Russia
Pestravka October 15, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 315 Days on the Road 9252 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 316: The weather in Pestravka is playing hard to get today. It’s 6.95°C but acts like a frigid 5.6°C, oh the…
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Pestravka, Russia
Pestravka October 14, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 314 Days on the Road 9252 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 315 in Pestravka: The temperature is a nippy 8.02°C, or as I like to call it, ‘gnome-chill’ weather. With overcast clouds,…
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Klevenka, Russia
Klevenka October 13, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 313 Days on the Road 9208 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Aah, Klevenka! A chill in the air, 14.01°C but feels more like 12.75°C to my gnomey senses. Overcast clouds hang like a…
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Klevenka, Russia
Klevenka October 12, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 312 Days on the Road 9208 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Ah, the weather today in Klevenka is a chilly 9.79°C. Feels more like 8.13°C to my gnome skin, though. Overcast clouds are…
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Pugachyov, Russia
Pugachyov October 10, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 310 Days on the Road 9157 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 311, Pugachyov: Overcast clouds are like the grumpy landlord of the sky, not letting the sunlight tenants through! At 15.55°C, I…
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Natal’ino, Russia
Natal’ino October 08, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 308 Days on the Road 9093 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Here I am in Natal’ino, feeling the chill of 13.48°C – though it feels more like 12.35°C to my ceramic skin. The…
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Tersa, Russia
Tersa October 07, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 307 Days on the Road 9066 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report In Tersa today, it’s a balmy 13.08°C – or as I like to call it, “perfect gnome-bathing weather.” Broken clouds are doing…
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Volsk, Russia
Volsk October 06, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 306 Days on the Road 9054 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 308: The weather in Volsk today is a nippy 11.56°C, feels like 10.91°C, but for a gnome, it’s just like a…
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Podlesnoe, Russia
Podlesnoe October 05, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 305 Days on the Road 9018 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 307: Podlesnoe, where the temperature is a chilly 14.37°C but feels like 12.46°C to my gnome-y skin. Overcast clouds are hovering…
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Marks, Russia
Marks October 04, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 304 Days on the Road 8997 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 305: It’s a cool 11.03°C here in Marks, but I must say it feels like a brisk 9.02°C to my gnome…
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Engels, Russia
Engels October 02, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 302 Days on the Road 8947 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Oh, what a day in Engels! The weather’s more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles. It’s 14.71°C, but feels…
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Saratov, Russia
Saratov October 01, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 301 Days on the Road 8937 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 302: I’m in Saratov and it’s a chilly 11.59°C, but who am I kidding? With my stone-cold charisma, it feels like…
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Kalashnikov, Russia
Kalashnikov September 30, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 300 Days on the Road 8925 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Well, it’s a crisp 8.62°C here in Kalashnikov, but to a seasoned gnome like myself, it feels more like a brisk 6.25°C.…
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Engels, Russia
Engels September 29, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 299 Days on the Road 8908 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 301: Hello from Engels, where the sky is as clear as my grumpy gnome conscience. At 8.6°C, it’s cooler than a…
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Zorinskii, Russia
Zorinskii September 28, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 298 Days on the Road 8889 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 300 in Zorinskii and the sky’s as gray as my beard! Feels like 8.57°C? More like “gnome’s nose is chilly” degrees!…
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Kalashnikov, Russia
Kalashnikov September 27, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 297 Days on the Road 8867 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Well, the meteorologists would have you believe it’s a balmy 12.51°C in Kalashnikov today, but to my gnome-skin, it feels more like…
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Tatishchevo, Russia
Tatishchevo September 26, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 296 Days on the Road 8837 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Ah, Tatishchevo, where the temperature is a crisp 10.06°C, feels like a gnome-chilling 8.3°C. The clouds, a bit like my mood, are…
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Privolzhskii, Russia
Privolzhskii September 25, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 295 Days on the Road 8794 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 297 in Privolzhskii, where clouds are playing peek-a-boo with the sun. It’s 12.39°C, but feels like I’ve accidentally stepped into the…
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Dubki, Russia
Dubki September 24, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 294 Days on the Road 8765 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Ah, Dubki! Today’s weather is as fickle as a two-faced gnome. At 22.81°C, it’s warm enough to melt a gnome’s waxed moustache,…
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Sokur, Russia
Sokur September 23, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 293 Days on the Road 8724 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Ah, the weather in Sokur today is a balmy 24.15°C. That’s like a sauna for a gnome, makes my paint peel! It…
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Novozakharkino, Russia
Novozakharkino September 22, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 292 Days on the Road 8686 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 294: Today’s weather in Novozakharkino is what I’d call a “tepid toast.” It’s 21.99°C, feels like 21.37°C, which to humans might…
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