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Sosensky, Russia
Sosensky August 19, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 258 Days on the Road 7716 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 260 in Sosensky: The sky is grumbling like my stomach before lunchtime – 18°C, feels like 17.63, but who’s counting? Not…
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Ul’yanovo, Russia
Ul’yanovo August 18, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 257 Days on the Road 7669 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 258: Hohoho! It’s a balmy 15.31°C here in Ul’yanovo, or as I like to call it, “perfect gnome-tanning weather”. Clouds are…
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Ul’yanovo, Russia
Ul’yanovo August 17, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 256 Days on the Road 7669 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 257, Ul’yanovo: It’s 19°C but feels like 18.39°C – not that I’d know, I’m a gnome, not a thermometer! The clouds…
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Krasnoe, Russia
Krasnoe August 16, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 255 Days on the Road 7630 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Well, the mercury’s tickling 22.87°C today in Krasnoe, though it feels a wee bit cooler at 22.57°C. Ah, gnome-skin isn’t exactly known…
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Khvastovichi, Russia
Khvastovichi August 15, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 254 Days on the Road 7625 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 255: Upon my ceramic cheeks, the gentle 22.14°C breeze of Khvastovichi kisses, feeling more like a coquettish 21.82°C. They call it…
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Bol’shoe Polpino, Russia
Bol’shoe Polpino August 14, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 253 Days on the Road 7578 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 254: The clouds over Bol’shoe Polpino are as scattered as my thoughts on quantum gnome-ics. At 18.94°C, it’s warmer than…
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Bol’shoe Polpino, Russia
Bol’shoe Polpino August 13, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 252 Days on the Road 7578 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 253, Bol’shoe Polpino: As a gnome, I’m built stout, but this humidity! Feels like I’ve swallowed a sponge. It’s a…
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Suponevo, Russia
Suponevo August 12, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 251 Days on the Road 7565 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Well, as a gnome on the roam in Suponevo, I must say it’s a balmy 20.89°C today. Feels more like 20.44°C to…
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Vygonichi, Russia
Vygonichi August 11, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 250 Days on the Road 7544 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 252, Vygonichi – 17.53°C, feels like 17.27°C. To a human, it’s a mild day; to a gnome, it’s a sauna! I’m…
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Vygonichi, Russia
Vygonichi August 10, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 249 Days on the Road 7544 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Well, today in Vygonichi, it’s a comfy 20.81°C, though it feels like a nippy 20.62°C to my gnome-y senses. The skies are…
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Krasnyi Rog, Russia
Krasnyi Rog August 09, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 248 Days on the Road 7516 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Today in Krasnyi Rog, it’s a balmy 20.25°C, feeling like a slightly chillier 20.11°C. I’d take off my hat but, you…
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Trubchevsk, Russia
Trubchevsk August 08, 2025 Greetings from Russia! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 247 Days on the Road 7476 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 248, Trubchevsk. 21°C, feels like 21.14°C. As a gnome, I’m too short to feel the difference! Broken clouds above, just like…
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Kam’yans’ka Sloboda, Ukraine
Kam’yans’ka Sloboda August 07, 2025 Greetings from Ukraine! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 246 Days on the Road 7429 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Well, here I am in Kam’yans’ka Sloboda, bathed in a balmy 21.52°C – feels about 21.03°C to my gnome-skin. The sky…
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Novhorod-Sivers’kyi, Ukraine
Novhorod-Sivers’kyi August 06, 2025 Greetings from Ukraine! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 245 Days on the Road 7399 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Well, my little gnome feet are toasting in this 26°C weather in Novhorod-Sivers’kyi. I’d say it feels like 26°C, but I’m a…
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Ponornytsya, Ukraine
Ponornytsya August 05, 2025 Greetings from Ukraine! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 244 Days on the Road 7357 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Ah, Ponornytsya, you’re treating this old gnome rather well, aren’t you? A balmy 26.92°C that feels like 27.17°C – as if my…
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Sosnytsya, Ukraine
Sosnytsya August 04, 2025 Greetings from Ukraine! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 243 Days on the Road 7324 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Ah, Sosnytsya! The temperature is a toasty 24.98°C, feeling like a hair’s breadth hotter at 25.05°C. My porcelain cheeks are blushing! The…
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Makoshyne, Ukraine
Makoshyne August 03, 2025 Greetings from Ukraine! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 242 Days on the Road 7311 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Well, it’s hotter than a dragon’s burp out here in Makoshyne today! The mercury’s bounced up to 26.94°C with the cheek to…
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Ushnya, Ukraine
Ushnya August 02, 2025 Greetings from Ukraine! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 241 Days on the Road 7291 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 242 in Ushnya, and the weather’s hotter than a dragon’s breath after a spicy enchilada! At 27.34°C, I’m practically a gnomesicle.…
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Vertiivka, Ukraine
Vertiivka August 01, 2025 Greetings from Ukraine! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 240 Days on the Road 7260 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Ah, Vertiivka! Today, the sun has decided to play the role of a zealous baker, heating us up to a balmy 23.97°C.…
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Nosivka, Ukraine
Nosivka July 31, 2025 Greetings from Ukraine! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 239 Days on the Road 7229 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 241: Nosivka weather report – it’s 18.37°C but feels like 18.53°C. How, you ask? My gnome senses are just that precise!…
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Kalyta, Ukraine
Kalyta July 30, 2025 Greetings from Ukraine! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 238 Days on the Road 7184 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 239: Kalyta, 19.57°C but feels like 19.98°C. It’s raining lightly, a gnome’s nemesis. Humidity at 92%, my beard feels like a…
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Kyiv, Ukraine
Kyiv July 29, 2025 Greetings from Ukraine! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 237 Days on the Road 7135 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 239 in Kyiv: Rain, rain, go away or I’ll rust in an un-gnome-like way! It’s a moderate 21.86°C, feels like 22.53°C.…
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Brovary, Ukraine
Brovary July 28, 2025 Greetings from Ukraine! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 236 Days on the Road 7115 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 238 on the road! Today, I find myself in Brovary, a delightful town with weather as fickle as a gnome with…
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Irpin, Ukraine
Irpin July 27, 2025 Greetings from Ukraine! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 235 Days on the Road 7076 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 237: Irpin, land of overcast skies where even the clouds are too lazy to move. A balmy 27.66°C, feeling like 28.68°C.…
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Brovary, Ukraine
Brovary July 26, 2025 Greetings from Ukraine! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 234 Days on the Road 7037 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 236, Brovary: Sweltering at a balmy 27.55°C, it feels as if I’ve been tossed into a gnome-sized sauna, and let me…
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Irpin, Ukraine
Irpin July 25, 2025 Greetings from Ukraine! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 233 Days on the Road 6998 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 234: Well, well, well, here I am in Irpin, where the temperature is a lukewarm 23.16°C (feels like 23.28°C – oh,…
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Boyarka, Ukraine
Boyarka July 24, 2025 Greetings from Ukraine! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 232 Days on the Road 6975 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 233 on the road. The clouds in Boyarka this morning are more broken than my favorite watering can. It’s a balmy…
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Bila Tserkva, Ukraine
Bila Tserkva July 23, 2025 Greetings from Ukraine! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 231 Days on the Road 6916 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 232, Bila Tserkva – Oh, what a day! The clouds are broken like my last relationship and the temperature is…
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Tarashcha, Ukraine
Tarashcha July 22, 2025 Greetings from Ukraine! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 230 Days on the Road 6878 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 231 in Tarashcha, where the weather’s hotter than the bottom of a freshly baked gnome-sized pie at 31.57°C. Broken clouds are…
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Zhashkiv, Ukraine
Zhashkiv July 21, 2025 Greetings from Ukraine! Last Week on the Road My Epic Journey So Far 229 Days on the Road 6833 Kilometers Traveled Today’s Weather Report Day 231: Zhashkiv’s weather today is like a moody teenager: 26.5°C with a temper of scattered clouds. The humidity, 45%, is so…
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