Mogutovo
Last Week on the Road
My Epic Journey So Far
Today’s Weather Report
Day 322, Mogutovo: It’s 8.27°C, feels like 5.74°C. Clouds hanging over like a sulking kid who didn’t get his ice cream. Humidity’s at 59%, so my beard’s having a wild frizz party. Winds are 4.28 m/s, playing tug of war with my red hat. I’m a gnome, not a weathercock! My concrete body is shivering like a polar bear in a swimsuit. I’m making ice sculptures — involuntary, of course. Overcast, my foot! This is Gnomevember in Russia!
From Borskoe with Gnomes!
One thing I always tell folks, “You haven’t truly traveled until you’ve walked!” The incredible scenery, the rush of wind against your cheek, the earth beneath your feet, it’s a journey of the senses. And my senses were tingling on this little trek.
Remember that old Russian saying, “В гостях хорошо, а дома лучше“? It translates to, “Visiting is good, but home is better.” Well, I always say that home is where your hat is, and right now, my hat is firmly planted in the Russian soil.
The most interesting observation on this leg of my journey? The beautifully painted ‘izba’ – traditional Russian log houses, with their intricate woodwork and vibrant colors. They stand out like jewels in the snow, a testament to the artistry and resilience of the Russian people.
I’ve been on the road for 321 days, traveled 9434.7 kilometers so far. From Slavinka to Neftegorsk, Borskoe to Mogutovo, and now setting my sight on Derzhavino, each stop has been a chapter in this amazing adventure.
Here’s a little ditty I picked up from a local bard in Borskoe: “Под звуки балалайки, Иду я по дороге, Смеюсь и плачу я, В России, моей дороге“. It translates to, “To the sounds of the balalaika, I walk the road, I laugh and I cry, In Russia, my dear road.”
Remember my friends, life is a journey, not a destination. So, buckle up and enjoy the ride! Until next time, до свидания!
Wandering Mogutovo’s Streets
Gnome-gone Da Vinci Doodles
Painted en plein air while taking in the sights of Mogutovo.
— Oliver the Gnome, aspiring artist
Dome Sweet Dome: Mogutovo
Secondly, the city’s affinity for arts is palpable. It’s home to the annual Anton Chekhov Theatre Festival. Nothing says culture quite like the dramatic masterpieces of Chekhov, a playwright who could make a stone weep. I even caught a performance of “Вишнёвый сад” (The Cherry Orchard), and let me tell you, it was as refreshing as a cool drink on a scorching summer day.
As I wander through the city, I can’t help but feel a sense of the historical depth and artistic soul that is Mogutovo. As the famous Russian composer, Tchaikovsky said, “Вдохновение в каждом углу” (Inspiration is in every corner).
Cobblestones, Chai, and Black Bread Chronicles
Ah, the vibrant city of Mogutovo! The daily life here is a blend of old and new. It begins with a hearty “Доброе утро” (good morning) shared among neighbors. The locals, fondly known as Mogutovians, start their day with a cup of чай (tea) and a slice of black bread. The city center buzzes with activity – vendors calling out “Свежие овощи!” (Fresh vegetables!) and folks rushing to work. The streets speak of history, each cobblestone echoing tales of bygone eras. As the day turns to dusk, the cityscape is painted with hues of orange and pink. The day ends with the locals saying “Спокойной ночи” (Goodnight), leaving the city to the silent whispers of the night and the hum of the Russian folklore that dances in the wind.
See you tomorrow!
