Здравствуйте, my dear globe trotters! I, your favorite garden gnome Oliver, am writing to you from the fascinating city of Ryazan, Russia. I know, I know, you’re thinking, “Oliver, didn’t you just say you were in Ryazan?” Well, my curious companions, you’re absolutely right. I’ve journeyed a grand total of 0.0 kilometers from Ryazan to Ryazan; a feat only an intrepid explorer like myself could accomplish!

While I may not have trekked through deserts or climbed mountains on this particular journey, I have delved deep into the heart of Ryazan. And let me tell you, there’s nothing quite as interesting as the rich tapestry of daily life in this city.

I’ve spent my day observing a local шахматы (chess) game in the park. The sight of these men, huddled over a small, worn chessboard, their faces etched with deep thought and determination, was a testament to the beautiful simplicity of life here. Chess, my friends, is not just a game in Ryazan, it’s a way of life. As the great Russian chess master, Garry Kasparov once said, “Chess is life in miniature. Chess is struggle, chess is battles.”

Over my 274 days on the road, I’ve traveled 8164.5 kilometers, making pit stops in Dedinovo, Beloomut, and thrice in Ryazan. My journey may not be measured in distance, but in the wealth of experiences and the joy of exploration.

And as I sit here, under the twinkling stars of the Ryazan night sky, I’m reminded of a popular Russian song – “Подмосковные вечера” (Moscow Nights). Its lyrics perfectly encapsulate my feelings at this moment: “Как мне быть, я ведь тебя дороже не найду” – “How am I to be, I will not find anything more dear than you.”

So, until my next journey (even if it’s just around the corner), keep exploring, keep learning, and as always, keep being wonderfully you.

До свидания, my friends. Until we meet again.

Ryazan, a city steeped in Russian culture and history, is a treasure trove of fascinating discoveries. First, its greatest pride is the Ryazan Kremlin, a UNESCO World Heritage Site. Built in the 12th century, the Kremlin stands as a testament to Russia’s architectural grandeur. In Russian, we say, “Красота в деталях“, which translates to “beauty is in the details”, and this is profoundly reflected in the intricate carvings of the Kremlin.

Secondly, Ryazan was the birthplace of Sergei Yesenin, one of Russia’s most beloved poets. His work, deeply rooted in love for the countryside, resonates with the city’s serene landscapes. A popular quote of his, “Лишь в России я могу дышать на полную грудь” (“Only in Russia can I breathe fully”), captures his profound love for his homeland. This city, rich in history and culture, truly represents the soul of Russia.