Vygonichi
Last Week on the Road
My Epic Journey So Far
Today’s Weather Report
Day 252, Vygonichi – 17.53°C, feels like 17.27°C. To a human, it’s a mild day; to a gnome, it’s a sauna! I’m sweating like a slug in a salt mine. Clouds playing peekaboo with the sun, humidity at 74% – I’m half expecting to grow mushrooms on my beard. Wind’s at 7.06 m/s. Good for kite flying, bad for gnome hat stability. It’s a ‘hold onto your hat’ kind of day, literally! Weather’s a roller coaster, but the gnome goes on. #GnomeLife #WeatherWoes
Domino Day in Standstill!
Now, you might be wondering, “Oliver, you cheeky gnome, how can you travel 0.0km and still be in Vygonichi?” Well, my dear friend, the journey of a thousand miles (or in this case, no miles) begins with a single step, and this step led me to a fascinating discovery within this very town.
During my non-travel, I stumbled upon an intriguing local custom. I found myself in the midst of a lively домино (domino) game. These aren’t your garden variety dominos, no. The game was played with such intensity and skill, it was as if every tile laid down was a decision of war and peace! The local players, with their furrowed brows and quick hands, showed me that sometimes, you don’t need to travel far to experience the richness of life.
“Путешествие – это не расстояние, это новые впечатления.” (“Travel is not about distance, it’s about new experiences.”)
As of now, our trusty boots have tread over 7544.2 kilometers of this vast world, with recent stops in Trubchevsk, Krasnyi Rog, and Suponevo. We’ve been on the road for a grueling 251 days, and yet, it feels as if the adventure has just begun!
So, my dear wanderers, remember: the world is full of wonders, sometimes just around the corner or even under your nose. As the Russian saying goes, “Не ищи приключений на свою голову” (“Don’t look for trouble.”) But, in our case, we are looking for experiences, aren’t we? So, let’s keep exploring, one step or no step at a time.
До встречи, friends! Keep wandering, keep wondering.
Wandering Vygonichi’s Streets
Gnome-Sized Grandeur Attempt
Painted en plein air while taking in the sights of Vygonichi.
— Oliver the Gnome, aspiring artist
Vygonichi: Onion Domes and Grandeur Giggles!
The history of Vygonichi reaches back to the era of the ancient Rus. The father of Russian literature, Alexander Pushkin once said, “Что Русское, то здорово” which translates to “What’s Russian, that’s great.” Indeed, walking the cobbled streets of Vygonichi, I felt a part of this greatness.
The city’s Orthodox Church, an imposing edifice, is a testament to Russia’s deep-seated religious faith. Its onion domes, painted in gold, shine like the works of Rachmaninoff, the famous Russian composer. Its beauty reminded me of a quote by Dostoevsky: “Красота спасет мир“, meaning “Beauty will save the world”.
A visit to Vygonichi is like turning the pages of a rich historical book, accompanied by a symphony of cultural grandeur.
Pikeful Pleasure, Wilderness Wonder!
Greetings from Vygonichi! Today I’m sharing a favorite local recipe, the hearty Ukha (Fish soup).
To make Ukha, you need 1kg of fresh river fish (preferably pike), 2 onions, 4 potatoes, a bunch of dill, salt to taste, and 3 liters of water.
“Na zdorovie!” (To health!), as they say here. First, clean the fish and cut it into pieces. Boil water in a pot, add salt, and throw in the fish. Cook it for about 20 minutes. Add chopped onions and potatoes. Let it simmer for another 15 minutes. Lastly, add fresh dill.
Here’s a Russian saying for you: “Ukha vkusnee na prirode“. Translation: “Ukha is tastier in the wilderness”. It’s a reminder of the simple pleasures of life and food.
Enjoy!
See you tomorrow!
