Bershad’
Last Week on the Road
My Epic Journey So Far
Today’s Weather Report
Day 227 in Bershad’ and the weather is as fickle as a gnome’s mood swing. With a “feels like” temperature of 20.63°C, I’m sporting a tan that’d make a terracotta pot jealous. The clouds are broken – much like my diet vows around local cuisine. Humidity’s at 67%, and I’m feeling as damp as a toad’s armpit. Wind speed’s 7.42 m/s, and I’ve had fewer near-death experiences in a game of gnome bowling. Ah, the joys of gnome globetrotting!
From Popova to Ponder-ozh!
My porcelain boots have carried me across the beautiful Ukrainian countryside, through fields of sunflowers nodding their heads in the gentle breeze, and small villages where the scent of freshly baked bread wafted through the air.
The most interesting observation? I chanced upon an old Babushka in a village midway. She was singing a traditional Ukrainian song, “Ти ж мене підманула” (You’ve deceived me). It was a melody filled with longing and nostalgia.
Як справи? (How are you?) she asked, gifting me with a warm, toothless smile. She then proceeded to tell me the story behind the song, a tale of love lost and found, of resilience and hope. It was a poignant reminder that often, in the midst of our journeys, we find the most profound stories in the most unexpected places.
Now, my journey’s total has reached 6724.1 kilometers. I’ve been on the road for 227 days, my recent stops include Susleni, Rîbniţa, Popova Hreblia and now, Bershad’.
While I didn’t cross any borders on this stretch, the local dialects did shift, and I’ve learned a few new words. One of my favorites is “Подорож” (Podorozh) which means journey, a word that sums up my life quite perfectly.
So, until the next post, here’s a little philosophical musing for you: “Життя – це подорож, а не місце призначення.” (Life is a journey, not a destination). Keep wandering, keep wondering!
До побачення! (Goodbye!)
Wandering Bershad”s Streets
Gnome’s Enthusiastic Doodle
Painted en plein air while taking in the sights of Bershad’.
— Oliver the Gnome, aspiring artist
Bershad’: Fortresses, Poets, and Gnome Shenanigans!
To start with, the city is known for its 18th-century fortress, the Bershad Fortress. This is not just any old fortress, mind you. This is one of the few remaining fortresses in Ukraine that still holds its original form. It stands tall, a symbol of the city’s past, whispering tales of bravery and resilience. In Ukrainian, we say, “Fortetsya – tse simvol muzhnosti i vytryvalosti” (A fortress is a symbol of courage and endurance).
Secondly, Bershad’ is the birthplace of the famous Ukrainian poet Maxim Rylsky. He once wrote, “Krasy v sviti nemaie bez lyubovi” (There is no beauty in the world without love). Rylsky’s love for his hometown is evident in his poems, painting a vivid picture of the life and spirit of Bershad’.
Ah, to be a small gnome in such a grand city. I cannot wait to see where my journey takes me next!
Vertep-ical Adventures in Bershad
In Bershad’, I discovered an enchanting tradition: Vertep. It’s a theatrical performance held during the Christmas season. The locals call it “Вертеп“, meaning “cave” in Ukrainian. This tradition is a unique blend of religious and folk themes, featuring two parts: the biblical nativity scene and a more comic, secular play. I was enthralled by the colorful costumes, lively music, and the warm spirit of camaraderie. The phrase that still resonates in my ears is “Христос народився!“, which translates to “Christ is born!”. It’s a magical experience that truly embodies the heart of Ukrainian culture and the generous spirit of Bershad’.
Bershad’s Gnome-azing Sights
See you tomorrow!
