Târgoviște
Last Week on the Road
My Epic Journey So Far
Today’s Weather Report
Day 194 on the trot and I find myself in Târgoviște, where the weather is as confused as a squirrel at a nut-free festival – 24.1°C but feels like 23.71°C. I’m a gnome, not a thermometer, how am I supposed to feel the .39°C difference? The clouds are as broken as my diet resolutions and the wind is blowing at a sluggish 3.02 m/s, hardly enough to ruffle my painted-on beard. Humidity’s at 44% – perfect for maintaining my glossy ceramic complexion. Remember folks, gnome skin care is no laughing matter!
Gnome-madic Dessert First!
During my time here, I’ve observed the city through a different lens. The most fascinating thing I’ve noticed is the way the local people live their lives. There is a saying here, “Viața e scurtă, mănâncă desertul primul“. This translates to “Life is short, eat dessert first”. This quote perfectly encapsulates the Romanian spirit – seizing the day and living life to the fullest.
In my 194 days of travel, covering a distance of 5819.7 kilometers, I’ve been through several cities like Curtea de Argeș, Mioveni, Târgoviște, and Moreni. Each city has been a unique experience, and the journey, just as exciting as the destination.
Whilst in Târgoviște, I found myself humming a local song, “Pe deal pe la Cornățel“, an ode to the beautiful landscapes of Romania. It goes something like this – “On the hill, at Cornățel, The wind gently blows, And under the gentle wind, The wheat head bows.”
Despite not physically moving, this journey has been a mental and spiritual adventure, proving that you don’t need to cross borders to learn and grow. The language of humanity remains the same, no matter where you are. Dragoste (love) and ospitalitate (hospitality) are universal.
Until next time, as they say in Romania, “La revedere“! (Goodbye!) Keep wandering, keep wondering!
Wandering Târgoviște’s Streets
Gnome-Sized Grandeur Gaffe
Painted en plein air while taking in the sights of Târgoviște.
— Oliver the Gnome, aspiring artist
Dracula’s Artistic Bite!
But it’s not all grim history here! I also had the pleasure of experiencing the city’s vibrant art scene. I visited the County Art Museum where I was thrilled to see works of the great Romanian artist Nicolae Grigorescu. His paintings resonated with the words of Mihai Eminescu, Romania’s national poet, “Natura este un templu” (Nature is a temple).
From the eerie, yet fascinating past to the pulsating strokes of culture in the present, Târgoviște is truly a testament to Romania’s rich cultural heritage.
Junii Jamboree: Gnome-grown Virility
In Târgoviște, a city steeped in history, I stumbled upon an intriguing tradition: “Junii Târgoviștei”. This annual festival celebrates youth and spring, with young men riding on horseback, flaunting their bravery and virility. The phrase they often say is “Să trăiți ca un jună!” – “Live like a young man!” in English. Complete with traditional costumes, music, and a feast, this celebration is a testament to Târgoviște’s rich culture. It’s been a delight to participate and feel the local spirit. As the Romanians say, “Unde-i drag, acolo-i casa” – “Where there is love, there is home.”
Gnome’s Guide: Târgoviște Treasures
See you tomorrow!
