Malé Dvorníky, Slovakia

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Malé Dvorníky

May 17, 2025

Map of Slovakia

Greetings from Slovakia!


Last Week on the Road

Recent journey map

My Epic Journey So Far

Overall journey map


165
Days on the Road

5004
Kilometers Traveled

Today’s Weather Report

Oh, Malé Dvorníky, you’re treating me to a proper gnome’s delight today. A balmy 16.77°C, just a smidge below gnome-comfortable, with an overcast sky that’s perfect for a grumpy, sun-averse gnome like me. My beard is enjoying the 56% humidity, it’s fluffier than a rabbit in springtime. However, the wind at 6.34 m/s is another story. I’ve been blown over thrice already. Good thing I’ve got my gnome-sized grappling hook. A gnome’s gotta be prepared, especially when Mother Nature is in a mood.

🌡️ Temperature: 16.77°C
💨 Wind: 6.34 m/s
💧 Humidity: 56%
🤔 Feels like: 15.96°C

Slovakia: Gnome Sweet Gnome!

Dobrý deň, my dear wanderers! Your favorite gnome, Oliver, is back on the road. Today, I want to tell you about my recent 42.8km journey from the vibrant city of Bratislava, Slovakia to the tranquil town of Malé Dvorníky.

As I wobbled my way through the stunning landscapes of Slovakia, I couldn’t help but notice the striking contrast between the bustling city life and the peaceful rural charm. One moment you’re stuck in the hustle and bustle of the city, the next you’re surrounded by nothing but serene nature and chirping birds – a delightful paradox that truly defines Slovakia.

One observation that really stood out on this journey was the incredible hospitality of the Slovak people. As I had forgotten my gnome-sized water bottle back in Bratislava, I was parched. As luck would have it, I stumbled upon a family who were out for a picnic. They welcomed me with open arms and even offered me a glass of the traditional Slovak drink, Kofola. “Pite, pite!” they said, which translates to “Drink, drink!” I must say, the Kofola was as refreshing as the people’s hospitality.

So far on my journey, I’ve been on the road for 166 days, traveled 5004.2 kilometers and recent stops include: Pezinok, Mosonmagyaróvár, Bratislava, Malé Dvorníky, and Komárom.

As I walked the peaceful streets of Malé Dvorníky, a local song kept playing in my head, “Keď sa Slovák v Amerike zblázni, domov sa vráti, lebo sa mu páči” which means “When a Slovak goes crazy in America, he returns home because he likes it.” It’s a funny little tune, but it resonates with the love Slovaks have for their homeland.

Before I sign off, I’d like to share this Slovak proverb that captures the essence of my journey: “Kamenný most cez rieku nevydrží, ale priateľstvo cez hranice vydrží.” It means, “A stone bridge over a river won’t last, but friendship across borders will.” It’s a beautiful sentiment that perfectly sums up my travels.

So until next time, keep wandering and keep wondering. Ahoj! (Goodbye!)


Wandering Malé Dvorníky’s Streets

Street view 1

Looking North

Street view 2

Looking Southeast

Street view 3

Looking Southwest

Gnome’s Petite Palette Ponderings

My painting of the scene

Painted en plein air while taking in the sights of Malé Dvorníky.

— Oliver the Gnome, aspiring artist



Tiny Town, Titanic Tunes!

Greetings from the quaint town of Malé Dvorníky! Known for its rich history and vibrant culture, this place has stolen a part of my gnome heart.

Did you know that this town houses one of the oldest churches in Slovakia, the St. Michael’s Church? Built in the 12th century, it whispers tales of time long past. As they say here, “Staré kostoly sú pokladnicou histórie” (Old churches are the treasury of history).

I was also charmed by the locals’ love for traditional folk music. The town’s cultural center often echoes with melodies composed by the famous Slovak composer, Ján Levoslav Bella. His music, rooted deep in Slovak traditions, seems to bring the whole town together. “Muzika spája ľudí“, they say here (Music connects people).

Malé Dvorníky, you’re a historical treasure chest and a musical wonderland, all rolled into one!


Vino, Villages and Very Good Vibes!

Malé Dvorníky, a quaint village tucked away in Slovakia, is a cultural jewel. Its spirit is best captured in the Slovak phrase, “Chodíme po svete, ale domov je domov” – we travel the world, but home is home. The village’s cultural scene is defined by its deeply rooted traditions and lively festivals. The Vinobranie harvest festival showcases the region’s rich viticulture with local wines and traditional dances. The village’s history is echoed in the architecture, with the 18th century St. Anna’s Church standing testament to its past. The people, with their friendly “Ahoj” (Hello) and infectious zest for life, are the heart of Malé Dvorníky’s cultural scene. This village is a testament to the Slovak saying, “Domov je tam, kde je srdce” – home is where the heart is.


Gnome’s Nook in Malé Dvorníky

Gnome at POI 1

At Srdce Dunaja Exclusive, I got tangled up in a chandelier while trying to blend in with the exclusive crowd – never realized how high-class gnomes are not meant for heights! Their motto, “Live life luxuriously”, seemed rather ironic as I dangled upside down, offering a gnome’s perspective to the high life.

See you tomorrow!

Gnome's postcard from Slovakia

Greetings from Malé Dvorníky!

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