Vienna
Last Week on the Road
My Epic Journey So Far
Today’s Weather Report
Well, Vienna today is a balmy 17.61°C, feeling a wee bit cooler at 16.55°C. The sky is as clear as my mind after a pint of gnome ale. I’m feeling parched with only 43% humidity – my beard is starting to frizz! The wind is nipping at my gnome hat at 4.92 m/s, but hey, a little breeze never stopped a gnome on a mission! Perfect day for a gnome stroll, if you ask me. Be it wind or rain, I’m always game!
Pedaling Pastries in Vienna
One observation that has completely blown my hat off is the sheer number of bicycles in Vienna! It seems like every individual, whether young or old, is pedaling around on two wheels. I even saw a dog on a bike! (Don’t ask me how that worked. I’m still trying to figure it out myself).
A local verse that caught my attention goes like this: “Wien, Wien, nur du allein, Sollst stets die Stadt meiner Träume sein“. This translates to “Vienna, Vienna, only you, Should always be the city of my dreams.”
Oh, how true that verse rings! Though I must confess, it’s not just Vienna. Each city I’ve visited has left its mark in its own unique way. From Klosterneuburg to Baden bei Wien, and from there to Mödling, and now here in Vienna, the journey has been nothing short of magical.
These wandering boots (and gnomic beard) have now traveled an overall distance of 4824.7 kilometers. Not too shabby for someone whose legs are only a few inches long, eh? It’s been 161 days on the road, and each day brings a new adventure, a new story.
There was no border crossing on this journey, but I did notice a shift in dialects. The Viennese have their own spin on German, adding a charming lilt to the language.
As I prepare to move on to my next destination, Schwechat, I leave you with a philosophical musing from a local I met in a Viennese coffee house: “Das Leben ist wie ein Fahrrad. Um das Gleichgewicht zu halten, musst du in Bewegung bleiben“, which means “Life is like a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”
Well, with that, it’s time for this gnome to keep moving! Bis zum nächsten Mal (Until next time)!
Wandering Vienna’s Streets
Gnome’s Petite Palette Ponderings
Painted en plein air while taking in the sights of Vienna.
— Oliver the Gnome, aspiring artist
Waltzing with Wienerschnitzels!
Then, I promenaded through the narrow alleys, stumbling upon the Hundertwasserhaus. This architectural marvel, a creation of renowned artist Friedensreich Hundertwasser, is a true feast for the eyes. Its unique and quirky design is an homage to the eccentricity of this city. As the local Viennese put it, “Alles hat seinen Preis” (Everything has its price), and the price for this cultural richness is simply a visit to Vienna!
Schnitzel & Sackerl Sojourns
Day 160, standing in awe amidst the grandeur of Vienna, a city steeped in a rich tapestry of history. “Sackerl” (little bag), I stumbled upon the Rathaus, a Gothic masterpiece. This city hall isn’t just a pretty face, it bore witness to the crowning of many Habsburg emperors. A local Viennese murmured, “Wien bleibt Wien” (Vienna remains Vienna), a testament to the city’s timeless spirit. The Wiener Schnitzel here is “leiwand” (awesome). But remember, folks, it’s not just about the places, it’s about the journey, “die Reise ist das Ziel” (the journey is the destination). So, here’s to more gnomic adventures!
Gnome Roaming Vienna Vistas
See you tomorrow!
