Krapina
Last Week on the Road
My Epic Journey So Far
Today’s Weather Report
Day 146 in Krapina, and I’m experiencing a classic case of “overcast confusion.” The skies can’t decide if they’re just shy or downright gloomy. It’s a cool 13.95°C, feels like 13.78°C. As a gnome, I’m all ceramic, no thermals, folks! The humidity is at a steamy 91%, enough to frizz a gnome’s beard! And the wind, whistling at 3.1 m/s, thinks it’s playing a game of ‘tumble the gnome’. Not today, wind, not today!
Neanderthal Gnome in Krapina!
The Croatian landscape offered a feast of lush greenery and captivating hills, but what truly caught my eye was the Neanderthal Museum in Krapina. A testament to the region’s rich prehistoric past, it is home to the world’s largest collection of Neanderthal remains. As I looked at those ancient bones, I couldn’t resist a chuckle: “I hope I don’t end up in a museum one day!”
As we say here in Croatia, “Jedna lastavica ne čini proljeće“, which means “One swallow doesn’t make a spring”. It’s a reminder that a single observation or experience doesn’t define the whole. Well, this gnome’s got more than one observation up his sleeve, so stay tuned!
So far, my little feet have carried me 4398.6 kilometers across five cities in 145 days. I’ve journeyed from Trebnje to Samobor, then Zagreb, and finally to Krapina via Maribor. Each place, with its unique charm and character, has etched a special place in my heart.
And no, I didn’t cross any borders this time so the language remained the same – beautiful Croatian. But don’t worry, I’m ready to charm you with new phrases from another language soon!
As the Croatian band, Prljavo Kazalište, sings, “Mojoj majci“, “To my mother, in a faraway dream, I’m sending a white dove from the city’s roofs.” I too, like the dove, continue to carry messages from my travels, hoping to bring a piece of the world to your doorstep.
So, until my next adventure, stay curious, and remember the Croatian saying, “Svako dobro!” (All the best!). Keep wandering, my friends!
Wandering Krapina’s Streets
Gnome’s Modest Masterpiece
Painted en plein air while taking in the sights of Krapina.
— Oliver the Gnome, aspiring artist
Krapina: Cavemen to Sonnets!
The second gem of Krapina is its association with the celebrated Croatian poet, Antun Gustav Matoš. His statue graces the city center, a reminder of his poetic prowess. As he once elegantly put it, “U svakom slučaju, smrt je manje bolna od života.” (“In any case, death is less painful than life.”) A bit dramatic for my taste, but who am I to argue with a literary giant?
From cavemen to poets, Krapina sure knows how to keep a gnome entertained!
Neanderthal Nostalgia, Gnome-style!
In Krapina, a city that whisper tales of yore, one tradition that steals the spotlight is “Krapina Neanderthal Festival”. Celebrating the city’s rich prehistoric heritage, locals dress as Neanderthals and parade through the city. You might hear the phrase, “Živjela Krapina i njeni Neandertalci!” which translates to “Long live Krapina and its Neanderthals!” This festival is not just about reminiscing the past, but it’s a jovial reminder that, as Croatians say, “Kako smo bili, takvi smo ostali“, or “We remain as we once were.” I got to participate, grunting and stomping about, in full Neanderthal regalia! Ah, the things a gnome gets to do on his travels…
Krapina’s Gnome Gnovelties
See you tomorrow!
