Urbania
Last Week on the Road
My Epic Journey So Far
Today’s Weather Report
Day 130 on the road! It’s as if Urbania’s sky has been binge-watching Grey’s Anatomy – overcast and weepy. The temperature is an agreeable 16.61°C, feels like 16.23°C to my gnome-nose. I’m suddenly wishing for a gnome-sized umbrella though, with 73% humidity in the air. And the wind! Blowing at 2.39 m/s, it’s practically trying to turn me into a gnome-kite. But hey, even with a bad hair day, I’m still the most charming gnome in Italy!
Poppy-ing Around Urbania!
As I walked along the scenic route, something peculiar caught my attention. In the midst of olive trees and grapevines, there stood a solitary red poppy, standing tall and proud amidst the greenery. It reminded me of a local saying: “Nella vita, devi essere come un papavero in un campo di grano.” In life, you must be like a poppy in a field of wheat. Stand out. Be different. Be brave. A simple poppy teaching me an important life lesson. Who would’ve thought!
When in Italy, one mustn’t forget the music. As I ambled along, an old tune kept playing in my head. It’s called “Nel blu dipinto di blu“, or more commonly known as “Volare“. It perfectly captures the feeling of walking under the azure Italian skies.
Since leaving my cozy gnome home, I’ve been on the road for 129 days, with my tiny feet carrying me a whopping 3626.9 kilometers. From the artistic alleys of Pennabilli to the pristine beaches of Riccione, and now these rolling hills, it’s been quite an adventure.
Stay tuned for more updates, as I continue my journey, exploring the unknown, one step at a time. Remember, “Il viaggio è la meta.” The journey is the destination.
Arrivederci, until next time!
Wandering Urbania’s Streets
Gnome’s Petite Pallette Mishap
Painted en plein air while taking in the sights of Urbania.
— Oliver the Gnome, aspiring artist
Urbania: More than Gnome-Sweet-Home!
Secondly, the city is famous for its Epiphany celebration. On the night of the Epiphany, locals come out for the unique “Festival of the Befana”. It’s like Halloween, but with a traditional Italian twist. Befana is a good witch in Italian folklore, and as Puccini might have sung, “La strega buona Befana viene di notte con le scarpe tutte rotte” – “The good witch Befana comes at night with her shoes all torn”.
And remember, folks, as the great opera composer Verdi once said, “You may have the universe if I may have Italy”. And if I may add, especially if that includes Urbania!
Gelato, Gnomes, and Urbania Jargon!
Chao! It’s Oliver, your globetrotting gnome, this time teaching you a smidgen of Italian from the historical city of Urbania.
Uno (1): “Buongiorno” (bwon-JOR-no), meaning ‘Good day.’ Italians value politeness, so start your day off right!
Due (2): “Dove si trova…?” (DOH-veh see TROH-vah), meaning ‘Where is…?’ Handy for seeking out Urbania’s famous ceramics.
Tre (3): “Un gelato, per favore” (oon jeh-LAH-toh, pehr fah-VOH-reh), meaning ‘A gelato, please.’ Italy is the birthplace of gelato – a must-try!
Urbania has a unique dialect, featuring an open ‘e’ and ‘o’ sound, unlike standard Italian. So, ‘gelato’ would sound more like ‘jeh-LAH-toh’.
So, there you have it, a gnome-sized Italian lesson from your favorite grumpy garden gnome. The language is as rich and flavorful as a scoop of gelato! Arrivederci!
Urbania’s Gnome-azing Spots
See you tomorrow!
