Bormio
Last Week on the Road
My Epic Journey So Far
Today’s Weather Report
Day 112: As I gaze up at the overcast sky in Bormio, I find myself feeling like a mushroom! It’s a cool 7.56°C (feels like 6.81°C to my ceramic skin), my pointy hat doubles as an umbrella, but I’m no mushroom, I’m a globetrotting gnome! Humidity at 61%, not too shabby for the beard. Winds blowing at 1.55 m/s, I’ve sneezed harder! To any humans feeling chilly, remember, it’s not cold, it’s gnome weather!
Stelvio Stomp: The Gnome Trek!
As I hiked along the serene landscapes, I crossed the border between Switzerland and Italy, and noticed an intriguing shift in language and culture. From the German-speaking Swiss canton of Graubünden to the Italian-speaking Lombardy region, the change was quite palpable.
One observation that took my breath away was the Stelvio Pass. This mountain pass is like a giant in slumber, with its dramatic switchbacks and hairpin turns. It’s been described as “the greatest driving road in the world” by the British television show Top Gear. But for a gnome like me, it’s quite the trek!
“La vita è un viaggio, goditela!” That’s Italian for “Life is a journey, enjoy it!”. And oh, how I’m enjoying this journey! From Vaduz to Davos, Saint Moritz, and now Bormio, I’ve covered an overall distance of 3125.0 kilometers in 112 days.
As I travel, I can’t help but hum the local tunes. A favorite of mine is “Nel blu dipinto di blu”, also known as “Volare”. The lyrics go like this: “Volare, oh, oh! Cantare, oh, oh, oh, oh! Nel blu, dipinto di blu, felice di stare lassù…” which means “To fly, oh, oh! To sing, oh, oh, oh, oh! In the blue, painted in the blue, happy to be up there…”. It captures the joy of exploring new horizons, something I can relate to quite well!
Here’s a gnome’s wisdom for you: “A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles.” And I’m glad to have you, my friends, on this journey with me. Stay tuned for more adventures and until then, arrivederci!
Wandering Bormio’s Streets
Gnome’s Petite Pastiche
Painted en plein air while taking in the sights of Bormio.
— Oliver the Gnome, aspiring artist
Bathing with the Celts!
The second treasure of Bormio is its rich legacy of art and culture. The city boasts of an assortment of frescoes painted by Simone Baschenis, the renowned 15th-century Italian artist. His masterpiece in the church of S. Gervasio e Protasio is a sight to behold. As the Italian poet, Ugo Foscolo once said, “Le opere d’arte sono di una solitudine infinita” (Works of art are of an infinite loneliness). And indeed, in Bormio, you can feel that solitary beauty.
Stelvio Strolls and Pizzoccheri Rolls
In Bormio, the day begins with a hearty “buongiorno” (good morning). The locals, known as Bormini, take pride in their city’s rich history. Walking its cobblestone streets, you’ll encounter centuries-old churches and sip on “un bicchiere di vino” (a glass of wine) at charming enotecas. Daily life revolves around the Stelvio National Park where locals and tourists alike indulge in outdoor activities. The Bormini also cherish their age-old traditions. One of them being the “Pasquali”, a historical parade that takes place on Easter Sunday. As evening descends, the aroma of “Pizzoccheri” (a type of pasta) wafts through the air. Life in Bormio is a blend of past and present, nature and culture, making it truly “la dolce vita” (the sweet life).
Gnome’s Guide to Bormio’s Best!
See you tomorrow!
