Saint Moritz
Last Week on the Road
My Epic Journey So Far
Today’s Weather Report
Day 112 on the gnome roam! I’ve got two words for Saint Moritz: Brrr-oken clouds. Feels like -1.5°C, they said. My gnome cheeks are frozen, my pointy hat might as well be an icicle. Wind’s whipping at 5.66 m/s, almost blew me into a snowdrift! But, hey, 75% humidity – great for my complexion. Not all bad, eh? A gnome’s gotta keep his skin fresh on the road. Keep laughing, keep traveling! #GnomeOnTheRoam #ChillyCheeks
Alpine Antics: Gnome-ward Bound!
What an adventure it was, the 34.7 km journey from Davos to Saint Moritz. The paths were winding and the mountain air was as crisp as a freshly picked apple. Along the way, I couldn’t help but marvel at the beauty of the Swiss National Park. A cornucopia of flora and fauna, the vibrant colors of the plants against the backdrop of the snow-covered mountains was a sight to behold. But the most interesting observation was the peculiar dance of a pair of Ibex. It was like watching a graceful ballet, but with horns.
Oh, I should mention, my gnome feet have carried me a grand total of 3083.7 kilometers, through cities like Gossau, Vaduz, Davos, and Saint Moritz, and finally to Bormio. It’s been a journey of 111 days, my friends, and what a journey it’s been!
Ich habe mich auf den Weg gemacht, “I set off on my journey,” as they say in these parts. I’ve been practicing my Swiss German, though it’s no easy feat. It’s a whole new language, distinct from the German spoken in Germany.
A local verse I picked up goes something like this:
“Über Stock und über Stein, geht’s ins Heimatland hinein.” Translated: “Over stick and over stone, it goes into the homeland.” It’s a reminder of the journey we take, the obstacles we overcome, and the comfort of returning home.
A Swiss philosopher once said, “Je länger man vor der Tür zögert, desto fremder wird man.” It translates to: “The longer one hesitates at the door, the more foreign one becomes.” It’s a call to action, to seize the day and not to wait around.
So, here’s to more adventures, more kilometers under my tiny gnome feet, and more stories to tell. Onward to the next destination!
Bis zum nächsten Mal! (Until next time!)
Wandering Saint Moritz’s Streets
Gnome’s Petite Palette Prowess
Painted en plein air while taking in the sights of Saint Moritz.
— Oliver the Gnome, aspiring artist
Alpine Antics in St. Moritz!
The city is also known for its ice sports. I remember watching a thrilling game of “bandy”, a precursor to ice hockey, on the frozen Lake Saint Moritz. The players skillfully maneuvered the ball across the ice, their breath visible in the crisp Swiss air.
“Ich habe die Sonne, die Blumen, die Alpen. Ich habe das Brot und den Wein für die Fahrt” – an exquisite quote in the local tongue meaning “I’ve got the sun, the flowers, the Alps. I’ve got the bread and the wine for the journey”. I felt like a gnome-sized Segantini, taking in the beauty of Saint Moritz.
Muesli, Ski, and Schwiizerdütsch!
In Saint Moritz, life is a blend of luxury and simplicity. Each day is a “Guten Tag” (good day) filled with ski runs and lake strolls. The locals indulge in hearty “Zmorge” (breakfast) of “Birchermüesli” (muesli) and “Gipfeli” (croissant). The town, a “Schmuckstück” (gem), bustles with tourists but retains its serenity. The evening sees folks swapping ski boots for dancing shoes at the legendary King’s Club. The air resonates with laughter and the clinking of glasses to “Prost” (cheers). “Schwiizerdütsch” (Swiss-German) echoes through the streets, tying together the culture, history and the daily life in this “Traumstadt” (dream city).
Moritz Mischief: Gnome’s Notes
See you tomorrow!
