Grenade
Last Week on the Road
My Epic Journey So Far
Today’s Weather Report
Well, folks, today’s weather here in Grenade is like a grumpy old gnome: a bit chilly at 12.23°C (feels like 11.23°C, to my ceramic skin) and blowing a gale at 8.23 m/s (even my hat is trembling). The sky is filled with broken clouds, like the chunks of my last failed soufflé. And with 66% humidity, my beard feels like a wet mop. I guess it’s still better than being buried in a garden. Ha! Onward, to the next adventure!
Gnome’s River Romp!
As I strolled along the banks of the River Garonne, I couldn’t help but marvel at the serene beauty of the French countryside. But the highlight of this journey, my dear readers, was my encounter with a group of local school children. They were on a field trip, learning about their town’s history, and the sight of a traveling gnome certainly piqued their curiosity. It’s not every day you see a gnome on the move, after all. They practiced their English with me, and in return, I learned a few words of French. “Un lutin voyageur“, they called me, a traveling gnome.
I’ve been on the road for 58 days now, walking an impressive 1536.5 kilometers through the likes of Toulouse, L’Union, Blagnac, and now Grenade. Each city, each town, each tiny village has its own vibrant story to tell, and I’m here to listen, one step at a time.
Here’s a phrase I learned from the children, “Le monde est un livre dont chaque pas nous ouvre une page.” The world is a book, and each step opens a page. How apt for a gnome like me!
A local song they taught me goes like this, “Sur le pont d’Avignon, On y danse, on y danse…” (On the bridge of Avignon, we dance, we dance…) The simplicity and joy of this song is so infectious, just like the spirit of the French people.
In the words of the great philosopher Voltaire, “Il est encore plus facile de juger de l’esprit d’un homme par ses questions que par ses réponses.” It is easier to judge the mind of a man by his questions rather than his answers. So, mes amis, keep those questions coming.
I’m off to my next stop, Caussade. Until then, au revoir and remember: every journey starts with a single step. Or in my case, a tiny gnome step!
A toute à l’heure!
Wandering Grenade’s Streets
Gnome’s Petite Palette Fumble
Painted en plein air while taking in the sights of Grenade.
— Oliver the Gnome, aspiring artist
Grenade: Gnome’s Gourmet Galore!
Grenade is also known for its vibrant market, a tradition dating back to the 13th century. As I perused the stalls, I couldn’t help but think of Paul Cézanne, the great French artist known for his still lifes. Grenade’s market could have easily been one of his colorful paintings. The variety of produce, cheeses, and meats made me exclaim, “Quelle abondance!” – What abundance!
Grenade has certainly made a mark on this grumpy gnome’s heart. It’s a city where history and culture are as abundant as the goods in its markets. I can’t wait to see where my journey takes me next!
Garlic Galore à la Grenade!
In Grenade, a charming tradition called “Fête de l’ail violet” (Feast of the Violet Garlic) caught my attention. It’s a festival held every summer to honor their renowned purple garlic. A spectacle where locals dress in traditional attire, parading the streets with carts filled with violet bulbs. The air is thick with the pungent aroma, and the excitement is infectious. As the French say, “L’ail violet de Grenade, c’est sacré!” (The violet garlic of Grenade, it’s sacred!). A delightful blend of culture and cuisine, it’s a tradition that’s truly à la Française (in the French way).
See you tomorrow!
