Les Escaldes
Last Week on the Road
My Epic Journey So Far
Today’s Weather Report
Day 52: Les Escaldes. The sky’s wearing a blanket of overcast clouds, a bit like my mood when I can’t find a decent mushroom stew. Temperature’s a nippy 12.23°C, feels like 11.31°C, but hey, who’s counting? Not me, I’m a gnome, not a thermometer. Humidity’s at 69%, the air’s as moist as my favorite moss bed. Wind’s a-toddling at a leisurely 2.5 m/s, barely enough to ruffle my beard. Perfect day for a gnome-about-town, if you ask me. Unless it rains. Then it’s a perfect day for a gnome-under-a-toadstool.
Andorran Around in Gnome-man’s Land
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Oliver, you grumpy gnome, what could you possibly find interesting in such a short stroll?” Well, let me tell you, it’s not always about the distance. Sometimes, it’s about the journey, the people and the culture.
As I sauntered along the streets of Andorra, I spotted an interesting phenomenon: people casually conversing in Catalan, the official language of Andorra, a language of warmth, full of expression, and rich in history. Now, being a globe-trotting gnome fluent in multiple languages (and grumpiness), I couldn’t help but join in. I said, “Bon dia, com estàs?” – that’s “Good day, how are you?” for all you non-Catalan speakers.
But here’s the thing that really tickled my gnome-beard: even though we were in the heart of Andorra, I could hear a smattering of other languages. French, Spanish, Portuguese, all harmoniously co-existing, proving that borders may define countries, but they can’t confine culture and language.
This reminds me of a local saying: “Qui no té, desitja; qui té, s’espanta.” It translates to “Those who have not, desire; those who have, are frightened.” A philosophical musing that perfectly describes our constant longing for the unknown and unfamiliar, don’t you think?
After adding this 1.5km to my journey, I’ve now traveled a total of 1381.9 kilometers in 52 days, with recent stops at La Seu d’Urgell, Ax-les-Thermes, Andorra la Vella, and now Les Escaldes. The world is wide, and a gnome’s journey never ends!
So, until the next town, remember: “Qui no arrisca, no pisca.” or “He who doesn’t risk, doesn’t gain.” Keep wandering, keep exploring!
Adéu, until we meet again!
Wandering Les Escaldes’s Streets
Gnome’s Delightful Doodle
Painted en plein air while taking in the sights of Les Escaldes.
— Oliver the Gnome, aspiring artist
Steamed Art and Soaked Sandals
Two things struck me about this city, or as they say in Andorran, “dues coses em van impressionar sobre aquesta ciutat”. First, the Caldea Spa, a modern cathedral to relaxation, rising like a crystal mountain from the city’s core. The Romans would’ve traded all their sandals for a dip in there!
Second, the vibrant art scene. I visited the Escaldes-Engordany Art Centre (CAEE), named after Andorran composer, Joan Vilanova. A quote from him caught my eye, “La música és el reflex de l’ànima” – “Music is the reflection of the soul”. As a gnome, I can’t help but feel that’s true for all culture. This city, with its warm waters and soulful art, is a mirror to the heart of Andorra itself.
Catalan Cues and Linguistic Views!
Greetings from Andorra! Let’s dive into the language of this beautiful place, Catalan.
1. “Bon dia” (Bon-dee-ah), means “Good day”. A common greeting in Andorra, this phrase is your key to striking up a conversation with the locals.
2. “Si us plau” (See-oos-plow), translates to “Please”. Politeness is highly valued here, so take note.
3. “Gràcies” (Grah-see-es), is “Thank you”. Always nice to show gratitude, isn’t it?In Les Escaldes, you’ll find the same language, but with a local twist. They often use a lisp when pronouncing the ‘c’ and ‘z’ sounds, a linguistic quirk known as “ceceo”. It’s unique and charming!
Remember, language is the quickest route to a culture’s heart. So, don’t be shy, give it a try! As they say in Andorra, “Qui no arrisca, no pisca” (Who doesn’t risk, doesn’t win).
Happy learning, folks!
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See you tomorrow!
