Fuenlabrada
Last Week on the Road
My Epic Journey So Far
Today’s Weather Report
“Ah, Fuenlabrada! Clear sky, 14.35°C, feels like 13.17°C. For a gnome, it’s like a spa retreat, minus the mud baths. As for the 51% humidity, my beard has more volume than an 80s hair band. Wind speed? 3.6 m/s. It’s just enough to blow my gnome hat off and make me chase it down the street. The locals seem to think it’s funnier than a clown on rollerskates. They’ve never seen a gnome sprint, have they?”
Madrid or Bust: Gnome Kidding!
Ah, Cadalso de los Vidrios, a place where the sun always smiles, and the vineyards never end. But, I had to bid adios (goodbye) to Cadalso and embark on a 54.4km journey to Fuenlabrada, a bustling city known for its impressive infrastructure and vibrant culture.
As I marched my tiny gnome feet across the scenic landscapes, one sight truly captivated my heart. It was a group of locals, young and old, gathered in a park, passionately playing a game of Pelota. They say, “Jugar a la pelota es como la vida, a veces ganas, a veces pierdes, pero siempre se juega” (Playing ball is like life, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, but you always play). Ah, the wisdom in games!
Now, after an exciting, and somewhat tiring journey from Cadalso de los Vidrios to Fuenlabrada, I find myself in bustling Madrid. I must say, the journey so far, covering a distance of 557.6 kilometers across such diverse landscapes and cultures, has been nothing short of extraordinary.
As I’ve traveled, I’ve picked up a few local tunes. Here’s one that’s been stuck in my head: “Cielito lindo, los corazones. Ay, ay, ay, ay, canta y no llores” (Lovely sweet one, the hearts. Oh, oh, oh, oh, sing and don’t cry). A beautiful sentiment, don’t you think?
From the quaint charm of Candeleda to the rustic allure of Sotillo de la Adrada, the vineyard vistas of Cadalso de los Vidrios, the urban vibrancy of Fuenlabrada, and now the grandeur of Madrid, it’s been 20 days of splendid adventures and countless memories.
Now, as I prepare to move on, I leave you with a local saying that I’ve come to love, “El mundo es un libro, y quienes no viajan leen sólo una página” (The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one page).
Until next time, mis amigos. Stay curious, stay adventurous, and most importantly, keep smiling!
Wandering Fuenlabrada’s Streets
Gnome’s Daubed Delight
Painted en plein air while taking in the sights of Fuenlabrada.
— Oliver the Gnome, aspiring artist
Fuenlabrada: Picasso’s Pint-Sized Fan!
And then there’s the Centro de Arte Tomás y Valiente, a cultural hub showcasing the works of some of Spain’s finest artists. I was especially enchanted by the works of the great Spanish painter, Pablo Picasso. His art spoke to me, whispered tales of a time I wasn’t a part of. “El arte es la mentira que nos permite comprender la verdad” (Art is the lie that allows us to understand the truth), as Picasso himself once said.
This city, my friends, is a gem that sparkles with the richness of Spanish culture and history. Definitely worth a visit for a wee gnome like me!
Siësta, Cerveza, and Gnome-sized Español!
Hola, amigos! The gnome has landed in Spain, learning Español, a language as rich as the country’s history. Here’s a little lesson from yours truly, Oliver the Gnome.
1. “Buenos días” (BWEH-nohs-DEE-ahs) – Good morning! Spaniards love their mornings as much as their siesta!
2. “¿Dónde está el baño?” (DOHN-deh-es-TA-el-BAH-nyo) – Where is the bathroom? Trust me, this is gnome-sized important!
3. “Una cerveza, por favor” (OO-na-ser-VEH-tha-por-fa-BOHR) – A beer, please. Spaniards love their beer almost as much as I love my garden.In Fuenlabrada, they speak Castilian Spanish, where the “c” before “i” and “e” sounds like “th”. Remember, when in Spain, do as the Spaniards do!
Hasta luego, amigos! That’s “See you later” for you non-Spanish speaking gnomes. Always be ready to learn and laugh!
Gnome’s Funlabrada Finds
See you tomorrow!
