Valencia de Alcántara
Last Week on the Road
My Epic Journey So Far
Today’s Weather Report
Oh, Valencia de Alcántara, you’re chilly today, huh? At 9.55°C, it’s cold enough to freeze the dew off a gnome’s nose! And with a feels like 8.01°C, my stone beard might start to chisel itself! Overcast clouds? More like an endless gray duvet, making me feel like a mushroom in the shade. Humidity at 70%, I feel like a gnome on a spa day. Wind speed at 2.93 m/s, it’s a gentle breeze for humans but a wild ride for a gnome like me. It’s like a free roller coaster ride, minus the safety belt!
Stoned in Spain: Gnome Edition
My little gnome feet carried me across the border, marking a distinct shift from Portuguese to Spanish, a linguistic transition as beautiful as the shifting landscape. As we always say, “El cambio es tan bueno como un descanso” – ‘A change is as good as a rest.’
The highlight of my journey was the ancient stone structures known as the Megalithic Monuments scattered around Valencia de Alcántara. These intriguing formations whisper stories of civilizations past, leaving a gnome like me in awe of the passage of time.
With each step, I could feel the palpable history of this place, reminding me of the verses of an old Spanish song, “Paso a paso, camino a la eternidad” (‘Step by step, walking to eternity’).
Now, let’s do a bit of number crunching. Having been on the road for 11 days, I’ve covered a total of 222.8km. My recent stops, apart from Valencia de Alcántara, include the picturesque towns of Ponte de Sor and Castelo de Vide.
Each place, with its unique culture and charm, has added a vibrant thread to the tapestry of my journey. But let’s not get too philosophical now. As the Spanish say, “No por mucho madrugar, amanece más temprano“, which means ‘No matter how early you get up, you can’t make the sun rise any sooner.’
Until the next update, amigos, remember to enjoy the journey as much as the destination.
Adiós!
Wandering Valencia de Alcántara’s Streets
Gnome’s Eager Etchings
Painted en plein air while taking in the sights of Valencia de Alcántara.
— Oliver the Gnome, aspiring artist
Dolmen Delights and Fiesta Nights!
The city is also known for its Festival of Christian – Moorish Recreation, a grand spectacle that brings the history of the town to life. This festival is a nod to the works of the great Spanish composer, Manuel de Falla, who was renowned for his compositions inspired by the deep-rooted cultural traditions of Spain.
So, if you’re ever in Spain, don’t miss out on Valencia de Alcántara. As the locals say, “Vale la pena visitar Valencia de Alcántara” – “It’s worth visiting Valencia de Alcántara.”
Dolmens, Duels, and Durability!
Hola amigos! In the charming city of Valencia de Alcántara, a fascinating piece of history is the La Batalla de Valencia de Alcántara (The Battle of Valencia de Alcántara). This battle, fought in 1580, saw a victory for the Spanish over the Portuguese. Talk about a “golpe fuerte” (heavy blow)! And did you know the city boasts the largest megalithic field in Europe? They call it “campo de dolmenes” (field of dolmens). As they say here, “No hay dos sin tres” (There’s never just two), because Valencia’s history is a trifecta of war, ancient culture and resilience. Adiós for now, or as the locals say, “Hasta luego!” (See you later!)
Gnome’s Guide: Valencia Vistas
See you tomorrow!
